Wow so I finally come out of the bedroom and everybody was like “where’ve you been???” like omg guys you’ve all passed the fucking doorway to the rOOM I WAS IN AND YOU HAVE NOIDEA WHERE IVE BEEN? and then my aunt instantly made fun of how sad I sounded when I said where I was in there??? Jesus H. Christ.




Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit. 

Just let that sink in.

I have literally been in this bedroom for an hour and nobody has come in or questioned.


okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy




mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

It has to rhyme

i said i don’t know what im doing with my life.. do u think i have the time to come up with a rhyme

I legit want to stay inside the bathroom all day today away from my family, I just want to be back home, alone.

Hello, lovely human. Once you get this, you must publicly say five nice things about yourself, then pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers. Not back to me.

Ahhhh okay I’ll try.

  1. I like taking pictures of theme parks while I’m on vacation, and I think that those are the best ones I’ve ever taken to be honest. I don’t know, the lighting and atmosphere in Orlando just seems better. :)
  2. I like my legs, they are looking pretty good lately I guess
  3. My face is always pretty smooth
  4. I like to think that I have a great imagination
  5. And uhhh pizza


A marked innate ability, as for artistic accomplishment.

Told you I would make Rabbit and Spine eggs. >D